Les français
Comment sont vus les Français et la France (pas pour anglophobes)
Avec quelques passages bien marrants :
- The cause is down to excess garlic consumption which invades the blood and body tissues and also causes rudeness and Tourette’s
- French, the language of prostitution, is mostly known for the famous phrase "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?". Underage and ignorant girls all over the western world have been repeating this French crackwhore solicitation like it was a cool thing to do. If they knew what it meant, they’d be rightly ashamed.
- Only the Québécois speak French, and they do it just to piss you off.
- going back to the Gauls (from French "avoir la Gaule": to suffer from erectile hyperactivity)
- he french teenagers cannot place ther syllables in the right place in any word. eg: "ziva fils de tepu, jvai zaiber ta meuf nardcon", which translates to "My mum just called me so I’ll have to show you that I only have half a brain later… kiss kiss".
Old tout ça tout ça