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Les français

Lundi 17 novembre 2008

Comment sont vus les Français et la France (pas pour anglophobes)

Avec quelques passages bien marrants :

- The cause is down to excess garlic consumption which invades the blood and body tissues and also causes rudeness and Tourette’s

- French, the language of prostitution, is mostly known for the famous phrase "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?". Underage and ignorant girls all over the western world have been repeating this French crackwhore solicitation like it was a cool thing to do. If they knew what it meant, they’d be rightly ashamed.

- Only the Québécois speak French, and they do it just to piss you off.

- going back to the Gauls (from French "avoir la Gaule": to suffer from erectile hyperactivity)

- he french teenagers cannot place ther syllables in the right place in any word. eg: "ziva fils de tepu, jvai zaiber ta meuf nardcon", which translates to "My mum just called me so I’ll have to show you that I only have half a brain later… kiss kiss".

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